Monday, November 05, 2012

Two Letters

Dear Uterus,

I was home all day yesterday doing nothing. I watched movies, read a book, drank hot tea, wrote a bit on my NaNoWriMo story, and napped. You couldn't have done this yesterday???

Now I have to go to work and teach all day with you all cramped up and trying to kill me from the inside. I get to be cheerful and energetic and stand and walk a lot amongst a lot of 8th graders and around co-workers while my guts are trying to twist themselves into Celtic knots!

You suck.

No love,


Dear Ibuprophen,

Please start working soon.


1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Love this post :)